Second running in the Fabulous Line behind drag queens are...
BOND Girls.
Little back story: Thirteen years or so ago my father purchased a VHS box set of James Bond, 007 movies. Because we lived overseas (OFF BASE) with no cable to speak of, 007 was pretty much a monthly thing. Despite the chauvinistic approach Mr. Bond often brought to everything and how predictably submissive some of the women were, you really have to love what they brought to the screen.
MayDay
Fatima Blush
Pussy Galore
Octopussy...
Jinx...
As if the names didn't say enough. Each Bond girl was decked out from head to toe fabulous whether it was an itty bitty bikini or a flowing evening gown. Big hair, great make up for the 60's and 70's, and an affinity for Sean Connery... these are women i could really bond with. Ha ha. I made a funny. No seriously, besides all that "Oh, James..." crap I could really rock that shit. As long as I don't end up like Jill Materson (Shirley Eaton) in Goldfinger, 1964. Although even in death she looked pretty damn good.
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