As a matter of fact I planned on it being very easy to be on complete bullshit this past weekend. I had plans, I was excited- hype even- I'm making moves. Or I was supposed to.
On bullshit, you ask?
The State of Being On Bullshit (TSBOB) can be negative, however in this instance it was the state of having certain intentions. Although not all intentions were "good", all intentions resulted in "good" things. Its usually a statement, at the beginning of the evening, weekend, party... whatever. You say it so that everyone knows not to halt those intentions and to (if they can successfully) move them right along in your favor.
TSBOB means lots of raised eyebrows, glossed lips and crossed legs. There's lots of communication being done between people without a whole lot of talking. Music, or specific songs rather, can be very suggestive. While On Bullshit you are extremely susceptible to suggestive songs and poor judgment. This is also why it is important to state aloud that Bullshit has commenced.
Friends will respond: "Yeah, you real OB right now."
Its sad, but still hilarious how certain things are excusable when under the premise of Bullshit. There's a lot of "SMH' going on and you smile despite yourself. Even if you know better... that shit was good.
100 percent worth it.
While On Bullshit reality can become real glossy. Its a montage of everything you want and a presentation of all the opportunities to have it. Then with the addition of said suggestive music, TSBOB becomes just like a music video. You're walking slow and sexy (so you think) and timing all your moves to the beat of the song: for example with Movies (by Ashanti) you have approximately 4 minutes and 14 seconds to float across the party and secure his attention.
TSBOB can be overwhelming at times. But most of the time its fucking great. That's why it is so overwhelmingly shitty when TSBOB goes wrong. Or worse, when its wasted. Or when some fucked up act of nature prevents you from sealing the deal on your SBOB.
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